I believe that God only gives three answers to prayer:
1. Yes!
2. Not yet.
3. I have something better in mind.
Say What?
J: "Do I have crumbs on my bum?" J: "You can't hide from me, Mr. Poopies." H: "You a smarty kid, Mommy!" H: "You're chokin' my armpit." N: "What did you say? I can't hear you over the pinkle of my tee." H: "I have gas! I have gas!" (Pretending to be a car) N to H: "I want to eat something before we go. Do you want to eat something?" H: "Yeah, I wanna eat a kitty." H: "There's snow on the mountains. I see a blog up there." N: "Don't forget to wipe the squirrel off your neck." H: "You smell like contacts." H: "There's no milk in the bathroom." J (singing to H): "The hairballs go marching one by one, Hoorah, hoorah..." H:"Come wipe my bum, sweetie heart!"
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