Duckie...please please please go to the DENTIST!!! You just need to get the gas and all will be SWEEEEEET!! you will be floating and laughing and just so relaxed. I was laughing through my last root canal and an extraction all in the same day! YOU CAN DO IT!!! YES YOU CAN!!!
I believe that God only gives three answers to prayer:
1. Yes!
2. Not yet.
3. I have something better in mind.
Say What?
J: "Do I have crumbs on my bum?" J: "You can't hide from me, Mr. Poopies." H: "You a smarty kid, Mommy!" H: "You're chokin' my armpit." N: "What did you say? I can't hear you over the pinkle of my tee." H: "I have gas! I have gas!" (Pretending to be a car) N to H: "I want to eat something before we go. Do you want to eat something?" H: "Yeah, I wanna eat a kitty." H: "There's snow on the mountains. I see a blog up there." N: "Don't forget to wipe the squirrel off your neck." H: "You smell like contacts." H: "There's no milk in the bathroom." J (singing to H): "The hairballs go marching one by one, Hoorah, hoorah..." H:"Come wipe my bum, sweetie heart!"
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Hilarious! I loved it!
Mouth pain is the worst. I feel for you... good luck with it! But, the sooner you get into a dentist the better.
Duckie...please please please go to the DENTIST!!! You just need to get the gas and all will be SWEEEEEET!! you will be floating and laughing and just so relaxed. I was laughing through my last root canal and an extraction all in the same day! YOU CAN DO IT!!! YES YOU CAN!!!
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